What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why am I tired all the time?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?